S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S.

The Society of Uncovering Clues, Knowledge, and Mysteries Yearning to be Now Unveiled To Society, or S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S, is a small organization dedicated to documenting and understanding a number of strange occurrences in Minecraft, also known as the '''Schlorp Chronicles. '''

History
S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S. was founded in 1999 after the failed murder attempt of Jaymond Undertale by his parents. After failing to kill their sloppy sloppy boy, they decided to start a family business, dedicating their lives to unlocking all of this worlds secrets, and maybe one day killing God and finally being free from a constant cycle of death and schlorp. The group's members consist of Jaymond and his illegitimate parents, Bargo and Joe. After the formation in 1999, the group has dedicated their life towards the documentation of the Schlorp Chronicles, which is one of the only sources of information of this dark, wet time.

Goals
S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S. will not fucking rest until every horror in this world is known and cherished and bleeds out of their every pore. S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S. will not accept cowardice unless it is paid in blood. S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S. has no room for doubt or hesitation and S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S. will not show mercy to the weak. S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S will make this world clean again. S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S. is good.

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