Brent AnDrevtito Narcolossus Sandstormme

Biography
Brent AnDrevito Narcolossus Sandstormme is a being whose raw power is beyond any mortal our realm could birth. Over his many lives adding up to around 6,400 years, he has committed great, unspeakable atrocities; he has committed unmatched acts of selflessness and heart. Brent is responsible for the 9/11 terrorist attack. He is responsible for the curing of cancer in 2036. He was the daemon who whispered the thoughts of the Holocaust into a young German's ear. It was he who enveloped the trenches of WWII in peace and brotherhood during Christmas. Brent Sandstormme has done many unforgivable things, and he has done many beautiful things.

The origins of this beautifully cruel demigod are unknown; some think he was born in the Decaying Cosmos, while ancient Thiccland manuscripts suggest that he was birthed in the swamps of Galan Tol. None can know. What we can know is that the tragic man(?) retired from his perpetual cycle of life on 9/11 in an overgrown, abandoned Walmart in Vietnam. How he could die and not return is not known.

Many things are not known about this being, whose nature and identity elude our inefficient human minds. There are small pieces of information- rumors, really- about him, and one must be the judge and jury in their own mind.

Appearance
While the true species, gender(?), and form of Brent are unfathomable, he chose a handsome, humble man as his vessel. His eyes tell the sorrows and things-that-could-have-been of his millennia in our domain. No vessel he takes can hide those things.

Normally, he appears just as a normal man, with no outward sign of godhood or extrarealmality. When utilizing great amounts of his power(?), however, his eyes glow bright red with the souls of demons, with the fervor of ten million newborn suns, with the might of the molten ichor that flows through the Earth's unseen veins.

He wears a cool hat.

Trivia/Speculation

 * Brent AnDrevito Narcolossus Sandstormme gets his name from a long-dead and trivial ancient tongue, which is believed to be an ancestor of Minnesotan or perhaps Hentaii.
 * Originally planning to end the world in 2012, Brent changed his mind with the release of Roblox™.
 * Few have encountered the being personally and lived to boast of it. However, Joe Tickles and Peyton Palindrome are rumored to actually nurture a friendship with him.
 * He is openly gay and homophobic.
 * He may have founded the Church of Vinegar, which would later clash in bloody war with the Church of Garfieldism. He changed the fate of S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S.