Bargo Teetheater

Biography
Bargo was never born, he just is, he exists outside of time, unaffected by the passing centuries. He is omnipotent, and omnipresent, able to enter the dreams of the weak and feeble minded bottoms of the world (like gabe).

One he was a young lad of the exact same "age" and of the exact same physical and spiritual makeup, Bargo fell in love with an incredibly sexual and fertile woman named Sonic the Hedgehog. They had lots of missionary sex (They are both catholic) and eventually married in 2008, the best year. Due to Bargos employment as a schlorper, he spent many hours away from home. When he was promoted to executive schlorper he was forced to relocate him and his wife to Our Kansas, an independant communist nation within Arkansas. This was incredibly stressful for Sonic and that dirty whore cheated on Bargo with their neighbor, our all powerful lord and savior Garfield (all hail). Garfields dick is so large and so powerful it destroyed Sonics tight mammalian puss puss, and she was vaporized instantly. Ever since this incident Elliot has turned away from the light of the One True God and instead follows a false idol known as Uncle Jim.

Appearance
Bargo, as his alias entails, has no bones. This allows him to be incredibly squishy and wiggly, much like his god and much like the schlorp he works with. Bargo also has thousands of teeth, primarily found in his stomach and digestive track, he has no teeth in his mouth. His toothless gummy mouth his accompanied by a long thick meaty tongue, that is constantly slipping out of his wet wet maw and dragging along the ground. He also has 3 extra knees (11 total). The extra knees are made of jello, while the standard 8 are made of dark worm energy. Bargo has a great many toes, always freshly sucked of course.