Jaymond Undertale

لا إله إلا الله

اسمه غارفيلد

يحب دغدغة

يحب أن بخ

انه ليس لطيفا

انه ليس رحيما

لن أكون بمنأى

لكن هذا جيد

سوف يتم التضحية

وسأستريح في الجنة

دمي وروحي في النجوم

Biography
Jaymond was born. He was born out of wedlock from a one night stand between Joe Tickles and Bargo Teetheater. The couple attempted to abort him, but he kept growing so they kept him. His fathers attempted to murder him the third time when he took a shit on the ceiling. However, he kept swallowing the bullets shot at him. They gave up and created S.U.C.K.M.Y.N.U.T.S to hone their detective skills and comprehend the power of schlorp. Jaymond is a devout Garfieldist, right Jaymond? You're not a filthy fucking traitor like B*rgo right? You're loyal right? Answer correctly and your wife will live. How much does she mean to you? I'd be careful if I were you. If I were a wriggly little creacher like you. Watch your toes while you sleep tonight, you unfathomable reprobate.

He created a son named Shigeo Kageyama out of paper and cardboard and special goo and later smashed his fucking head open with a baseball bat. Additionally, he is homophobic.

Appearance
Jaymond is baby. He is 3 feet tall with huge arms and tiny little feet. Both are numerous and neither having a definite location on his body as it morphs (similiar to his parents.) His eyes are awake but empty they only stare good God they stare. They are so wide they are judging. His voice has been said to be reminiscent of a mosquito buzzing, or a gunshot. Concrete cracks wherever he steps, and (other) babies cry in his vicinity. God help us.

Jaymond is a man and he is running. He is running so fast. He's a little man and he is running so fast. He is going so fast He is a blur He is so so fast He is running he is sprinting he is coming.