Joe Tickles

"Ego salve nomine tinea. Ego consumens ingens amounts of cotidie harenae, sanguinem, et speculum lactis. Habeo XLII uxores II haedos, a Proin, 0 uxores suas, et Hepatitis X. Haec ego sum CCCXLVI 'XXVII,' ', capillos et capilli non habent, oculos CMLXVII adnumerataque MMDCCCXLIX artus (i tandem sedatus est) probabiliter et ora III . Te amo. Esurio. <3" - Joe Tickles

Biography
Joe was spawned in his minecraft world (Detroit) in a land before time. He has devoted his life to the almighty Garf. In 1969 (nice) he married his wife, Wombyn, but she "accidently" died at the bottom of a lake, no suspicious activity was up. Oh yeah also the kids died because she took the fucking kids yeah. Later in his despair he married his dad, Father.

He is currently a devout Garfieldist and business associate, specializing in Schlorp distribution. As a part of his work he has employed Bargo "No Bones" as an executive schlorper. Also he's a vegan.

Appearance
Joe is an eldritch horror beyond understanding, beyond comprehension, beyond all that is good and holy in this world. His many arms are uncountable and always writhing, like my mind as he grows closer. Joe has a multitude of eyes, staring eyes, eyes that look deep into the soul. god, he sees all. His teeth, oh his teeth, they are unearthly, they are all consuming, they are vomitous wretches. Good god, it hurts. The phlegm and viscera drips off of his canines, rhythmically, undulating, taunting me. He is here, he is coming for me, for the one that dares to speak against him.